我的SYM RV-150 DX 也燒起來了.. - 機車

By Erin
at 2011-03-10T02:38

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就在昨天，一樣的早晨、一樣的行程，準備度過又是渾渾噩噩的一天...

鬧鐘響→賴床→抽根煙→洗臉刷牙漱口→房間發呆五分鐘→穿衣服→出門

大門上的時鐘指著九點半，看來今天賴床賴的有點久....

發動機車，走人，很順利的從自家停車場轉入了車水馬龍的新北市馬路競技場...

板起面孔，戰鬥騎姿，Three、Two、One ! FIGHT !

很快的第一個檢查點(路口紅綠燈)，我很順利的跟我的小黑人車一體！

雖然我有不惶多讓的95KG，搭配我家小黑的150cc，還是可以搶到頭位(停止線前)

很開心的，美好的一天有個美好的開始，我卻聞到一股燒焦味，從我的右後方傳來！

然後一股很濃的白煙籠罩住我的右半身，接下來一切都不美好了...

我的右後方車體居然在冒煙，很厚很厚的白煙，搭配很臭很臭的焦味！！

那陣煙，讓我回想起我當兵的時候，我的小綠(CM-11中型戰車)，因為菜鳥戰駕

誤觸發煙鈕，在基地移防回駐地上板車的時候，車尾冒出的那陣柴油白煙那麼濃..

至於有多臭？大約有親眼目睹的營長+北測裁判官+北測指揮官三位一體的臉那樣臭！

我整個嚇到，不管紅燈亮著，我直接往前衝到路邊停著+熄火+屁滾尿流滾下車！

我環顧四週，只有一桶店家拿來接雨水的小桶子，我把他拿到我腳邊，準備找起火點

澆下去！心理開始盤算著！靠，前一陣子才有RV250燒起來，可是我的是150耶!

怎麼也會搞這招！馬的！迅速回想一下！好像也有150燒過！？機掰！不對？車體右後邊

好像也跟250前輩的起火的點一樣耶，電瓶！啟動器還有一狗票電系線路都在那邊！挫屎

難道真的要跟小黑說再見了...可是我又想到....

SYM好像會托回去檢查然後想辦法復原變成新的還給我耶??其實有一台新小黑也不錯的說

我就抱著很矛盾的心情站在路邊看著車子在冒煙...

約莫一分鐘，濃煙漸漸淡去，車子滴了一地的怪油，這時我才敢湊過去看...

車殼?沒溶化?排氣管沾了一堆奇妙的油?整支管可見的部分都是濕的..還在繼續往下滴

心想這到底是啥油?聞不到汽油味~看起來也不像機油或是齒輪油?更甭說是冷卻水?

金屬油管爆裂?也不對呀?空氣中有一股淡淡的油味+烤餅乾味?

我就抱著神農嚐百草的精神，用手去沾了一點地上的油..湊到鼻子前聞一聞．

當然！我沒有舔一舔或是轉一轉去泡個牛奶...

這味道？又勾起我當兵的回憶？一整個就是二級廠修戰車的味道呀？？

又回想起我父親上上上個禮拜跟我提過的事情..突然我腦袋的理智線接起來了...

我拿出手機..撥了我爸的號碼....

「爸～我你兒子啦..我問你一下喔..我的小黑怎麼了?」

「哎呀！兒子呀！我忘記跟你說了，我早上要出門的時候呀！社區的機械停車塔剛好在

維修，我看呀！他們有很多黃油牛油的！我上次跟你說你排氣管鏽成那樣..你也不處理

我就跟工人說了一下，拿來幫你做了一下防鏽...老爸厲害吧...」

瞬間我的臉從後照鏡看起來..比馬英囧的臉還囧..一整個他馬的囧...

「嗯..爸..謝謝你..真的...」

「哎呀！不用客氣啦！你趕快出門別遲到了！掰！」

唉...把換新車的雀躍感..還有心中的大石頭放下之後...我點了根煙..蹲下來重新檢視

我的排氣管..上面還是一整個很厚的的牛油..經過剛剛的消耗之後，還是有大約2mm這麼

厚...想必我爸真的花了很多心思來搞我...說錯..愛護我...

連排氣管護蓋裡面，也有塗...這邊怎麼也可以塗的到呀???我的老天呀..

我只能默默的打開車廂，把平常路上收集的廣告傳單拿出來..壂在排氣管下面..

免得油繼續往地上滴..然後拿比較硬的傳單..開始刮油..一直刮一直刮一直刮...

整根排氣管都有!前後左右上下都有!!我整整刮下來了大約一顆比壘球大一點的油..

應該是怎麼塗上去的!就可以怎麼刮下來!但是我沒辦法!一些很奇巧的角度我就是刮不到

包括排氣管護蓋裡面的油..那當初是怎麼塗上去的??誰可以踏馬的教教我!!拜託!!

再拿出塑膠袋..把那顆壘球還有一堆沾滿油的廣告傳單塞進去..再塞回車廂...

我真的要遲到了..只好硬著頭皮跟小黑再度上路..想當然..我的車還是在冒煙..

濃濃的油味中夾雜了淡淡的烤餅乾味..我早餐還沒吃..不過我已經飽了..甘！

一路上我開始做瘋狂的拉轉動作，希望趕快把那堆鬼油給蒸發光...

中和中正路→永和環河路→福和橋→基隆路→辛亥路→台大大門→忠孝復興...

如果你那天有看到一台黑色的RV150 DX，上面蹲著一支很大支的人，頭戴黑色瑞獅汽水帽

沿路莫名冒煙，還有淡淡的餅乾味，瘋狂拉轉..對不起..是我..

公館站等公車的正妹..可以請你把你趁我塞車一直拍我的照片刪掉嗎...我不是烏賊車

真的...還有...

爸!

我愛你

以後可以不要搞我了嗎...不是..是愛護我...

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All Comments

By Hedy
at 2011-03-11T12:56

靠北XDDDDDDDDD

By Lauren
at 2011-03-12T06:38

為什麼我笑了OTZ 保重~"~

By Caitlin
at 2011-03-14T08:14

太溫馨了！

By Ina
at 2011-03-18T08:00

帥

By Tracy
at 2011-03-19T20:15

太精采啦

By Yuri
at 2011-03-22T00:36

躺著也中槍....

By Ethan
at 2011-03-23T18:53

有StupidClown的潛力~原PO老爸真是太可愛了~

By Anthony
at 2011-03-27T06:24

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Andy
at 2011-03-28T09:57

爸爸好溫馨千萬別讓他知道XDD

By Agnes
at 2011-03-30T17:06

看到一半大笑XDDD

By Madame
at 2011-03-31T18:55

餓了

By Mia
at 2011-04-01T18:14

我開始狂笑........

By Hedy
at 2011-04-01T22:40

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 溫馨

By Eartha
at 2011-04-03T08:35

文筆真好！讓我想起"唐伯虎點秋香"裡的朱茜那段 XDDD

By Isabella
at 2011-04-05T00:14

推溫馨 XDDDDD

By Liam
at 2011-04-06T11:41

By Leila
at 2011-04-10T01:07

朱西你是不是非得要玩死你才高興阿？

By Poppy
at 2011-04-12T01:20

溫馨XD,害我本來也在擔心我的RV180會不會也燒

By Liam
at 2011-04-15T08:53

5這應該轉可愛板吧

By Catherine
at 2011-04-18T18:14

X 我笑到噴淚

By Quintina
at 2011-04-22T02:45

XDDD

By Zora
at 2011-04-26T02:20

這…這…該…轉笨板嗎???噗~哈~~哈~~哈~~~~~推一個

By Blanche
at 2011-04-28T10:09

強!!!

By Mason
at 2011-05-02T13:42

推不斷 !! 理還亂

By Jack
at 2011-05-06T04:52

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Selena
at 2011-05-10T10:26

溫馨~

By Ida
at 2011-05-13T17:34

好溫馨啊~

By Megan
at 2011-05-18T05:19

XD只能推了

By Aaliyah
at 2011-05-23T04:12

溫馨

By Isabella
at 2011-05-25T12:23

標題與內文不符

By Daph Bay
at 2011-05-28T17:07

JOKE好文!!!!!!!

By Yedda
at 2011-05-29T01:35

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By John
at 2011-05-30T17:45

誰來把它轉到笨版XD

By Margaret
at 2011-06-03T00:52

溫馨給個推

By Hazel
at 2011-06-07T02:19

三傻的梗XDDD

By Linda
at 2011-06-07T10:03

還以為有災情XDDDD

By Doris
at 2011-06-10T06:01

有笑有推

By David
at 2011-06-11T20:01

XDDDDDD

By Andrew
at 2011-06-12T18:53

推啊!

By Connor
at 2011-06-13T09:27

有笑有推XDDDD

By Odelette
at 2011-06-14T23:01

真的是很"馬英囧"~哈!推!

By Lydia
at 2011-06-18T06:08

By Vanessa
at 2011-06-23T04:17

真是好爸爸看到都流淚

By Madame
at 2011-06-23T13:52

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Mary
at 2011-06-24T14:17

推烤餅乾好想吃喔

By Faithe
at 2011-06-29T14:17

早餐文阿哈哈哈哈

By Eartha
at 2011-07-04T10:16

這......XDDD

By Kama
at 2011-07-04T20:59

乾！超靠北的 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Belly
at 2011-07-05T03:19

超好笑的啦XD~~~原PO爸真的對原PO很好的說XD~~~

By Rosalind
at 2011-07-09T21:52

清流~~JOKE不死!!

By Frederica
at 2011-07-12T04:18

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Mia
at 2011-07-12T18:05

原PO爸：我也是很nice的～

By Emma
at 2011-07-14T17:05

真的是好爸爸 XD

By Joseph
at 2011-07-19T00:36

有笑有推+1 XDDD

By James
at 2011-07-21T18:42

我笑了XD

By Kumar
at 2011-07-26T16:07

搞笑了 XD

By Olga
at 2011-07-30T23:25

S牌的人大概又抖了一下 XDDD 不過建議標題要換

By Catherine
at 2011-07-31T05:24

XDDD

By Lauren
at 2011-08-03T06:43

溫馨

By Erin
at 2011-08-07T23:39

XDDDD

By Hedy
at 2011-08-12T19:45

比壘球大的油是怎麼塗上去的 XD

By Barb Cronin
at 2011-08-16T13:47

溫馨推~

By Erin
at 2011-08-18T07:51

烤餅乾....

By Noah
at 2011-08-20T19:53

排版分段沒分好看了會很累

By Ula
at 2011-08-21T16:04

好棒棒，哈哈

By Susan
at 2011-08-24T20:12

幸好原PO工作不是寫小說不然應該賣很差= =

By Brianna
at 2011-08-27T14:12

溫馨~有笑有推XDDD

By Connor
at 2011-08-31T00:12

好爸爸!~~

By Elizabeth
at 2011-09-04T15:41

溫馨XD

By Queena
at 2011-09-05T07:20

這比我公公還厲害XDDDDD

By Tracy
at 2011-09-06T19:43

板標出現了!!!

By Hardy
at 2011-09-08T21:41

哈哈..還可加上"烤餅乾"

By Zora
at 2011-09-11T12:13

XDD

By Puput
at 2011-09-14T18:10

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Catherine
at 2011-09-19T00:26

XD~

By Genevieve
at 2011-09-21T07:55

板標好快

By Eden
at 2011-09-21T17:58

寫得超好~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Emma
at 2011-09-22T05:58

只能給個讚!

By Genevieve
at 2011-09-23T09:48

XDDD

By Ingrid
at 2011-09-25T02:21

推

By Steve
at 2011-09-30T01:09

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ1RkhJyvgo
爸爸人都很nice的

By Wallis
at 2011-10-03T07:47

讚!!!

By Catherine
at 2011-10-03T10:17

推推

By Robert
at 2011-10-06T17:52

剛剛以為我在笨版...

By Isabella
at 2011-10-09T22:02

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Kelly
at 2011-10-13T22:47

原PO老爸搞笑~

By Oliver
at 2011-10-16T04:31

這超適合轉笨版的啦超NICE的

By Lauren
at 2011-10-17T06:45

乾...害我還左轉出去看看我有沒有走錯...

By Isla
at 2011-10-21T15:39

朱茜你非得要玩死我你才甘心嗎？

By John
at 2011-10-21T17:50

By Valerie
at 2011-10-25T23:53

父親的愛wwwww

By Margaret
at 2011-10-29T06:51

==============朋友的GTR也燒了=================....

By Edith
at 2011-10-29T22:03

感人!!

By Valerie
at 2011-11-03T07:02

阿怎麼有人這麼無聊跑去戰文筆╮(﹀_﹀")╭

By Suhail Hany
at 2011-11-06T22:31

標題其實把燒那個字加個引號 "燒" 這樣應該就SAFE

By Puput
at 2011-11-10T06:10

60km/s版標光速被換掉

By Quanna
at 2011-11-11T18:38

原PO更強大!!! 為什麼掰可的板標都有偏笨版的傾向XD?

By Yedda
at 2011-11-15T13:52

By Isla
at 2011-11-18T13:38

沒有爆阿!!!快轉笨版!!

By Caroline
at 2011-11-22T03:20

有笑有推

By Ursula
at 2011-11-25T10:37

笨版的人看的懂嘛＠＠這要知道燒車梗才行阿～

By Anthony
at 2011-11-26T18:03

轉台去看一下～

By Kama
at 2011-12-01T08:14

我..我噴過超耐高溫黃油那罐..停紅燈狂冒煙..超臭囧

By Xanthe
at 2011-12-04T22:29

有笑就要推一下~

By Ophelia
at 2011-12-06T19:09

插入跟取代是按到 Insert

By Quanna
at 2011-12-10T02:10

樓上正解我之前也都不知道原因後來在問版有看到～

By Dora
at 2011-12-13T18:35

溫韾,給他爆!!

By Hedda
at 2011-12-13T21:45

看成RV 150 XD

By Olive
at 2011-12-14T19:27

這麼好笑的文章為什麼還沒爆阿 XDDD

By Mary
at 2011-12-15T08:28

樓上別急快了嘛 / v \

By Cara
at 2011-12-18T06:06

我是99，下面可以用迴轉

By Anonymous
at 2011-12-22T12:39

爆吧

By Skylar Davis
at 2011-12-24T16:43

SORRY 我沒牌只好爆了

By Ina
at 2011-12-29T12:28

溫馨

By Daph Bay
at 2012-01-03T06:30

有沒有圖XD

By Dora
at 2012-01-03T20:14

小弟亞太手機照相很濫..而且心慌慌意亂亂~後面又賭攬!
所以沒時間拍..不過可以去找圓通路/中正路的路口監視器..

By Xanthe
at 2012-01-04T21:43

XDDD

By Joseph
at 2012-01-06T02:08

笑翻XDDDD JOK+笨版get!!!

By Kumar
at 2012-01-11T01:47

太好笑了

By George
at 2012-01-12T04:44

基本上本人比較想轉到表特去找到那個妹..

By Lauren
at 2012-01-16T02:10

推XD

By Selena
at 2012-01-19T19:47

你爸一定把管拆了塞住管口整枝浸下去才會這樣

By Hedda
at 2012-01-23T17:23

溫馨

By Heather
at 2012-01-27T09:55

溫馨

By Ida
at 2012-02-01T01:13

這個文跟連結讓我差點哭了...

By Erin
at 2012-02-03T23:00

有這麼愛護兒子的爸爸真要推

By Agnes
at 2012-02-05T18:35

溫馨啊

By Erin
at 2012-02-06T18:05

優質

By Connor
at 2012-02-09T21:31

話說我也會在排氣管上塗油耶...有時還會塗木炭

By Ophelia
at 2012-02-11T10:45

你爸好愛你噢= ="，希望我爸不要這樣對我。

By Joseph
at 2012-02-12T03:58

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Emily
at 2012-02-15T22:23

瘟腥!!

By Charlotte
at 2012-02-16T00:25

這篇好溫馨 XDD

By Connor
at 2012-02-20T09:30

好好笑XD

By Hardy
at 2012-02-22T06:02

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hamiltion
at 2012-02-26T05:11

好好笑xddd

By Skylar Davis
at 2012-02-29T20:19

溫馨......這是老爸濃濃的愛(牛油)

By Eden
at 2012-03-03T12:16

停不下來一直笑啦 !!!!!!!

By Xanthe
at 2012-03-08T10:29

有笑有推

By Genevieve
at 2012-03-11T18:55

有笑有推

By Ethan
at 2012-03-14T11:52

溫馨!!!!!

By Rae
at 2012-03-17T01:07

看完~我快笑死了........

By Selena
at 2012-03-19T18:02

超好笑XD

By Madame
at 2012-03-24T03:13

有笑有推!!

By Carolina Franco
at 2012-03-25T09:54

有笑有推!!

By Edward Lewis
at 2012-03-25T22:49

剛開始害準備想買 NFT 的我心抖了一下，後面狂笑 XD

By Charlie
at 2012-03-27T05:56

推

By Tristan Cohan
at 2012-03-31T04:05

有笑有推！真是辛苦你了....

By Tristan Cohan
at 2012-04-02T22:24

溫馨推

By Odelette
at 2012-04-03T01:41

親眼目睹的營長+北測裁判官+北測指揮官三位一體的臉那樣
臭<<<看到這裡我就笑翻了

By Andrew
at 2012-04-05T08:22

我拿機油保養過排氣管...整個燒白煙燒很大囧弊= =

我的SYM RV-150 DX 也燒起來了.. - 機車

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