YAMAHA高階速可達怎麼輸兩陽了？ - 勁戰

By Irma
at 2021-07-10T18:53

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這問題的真相只有一個

那就是我不再活躍於biker版了

2015到2017是我在板上傳教的巔峰時期

當時yamaha的銷量也是蒸蒸日上

有日本人駐廠監督還有本教主駐版傳教

根本海放兩陽10萬8千里當時的兩陽只能用GP GT那種沒利潤的買菜車才能勉強穩住下盤

每個買yamaha的客戶無不昂首闊步配合我的傳教行銷兩陽網路聲量大暴死

那根本是yamaha的黃金年代

當時還有版友本來要買保時捷凱彥的但受到我的感召買了25台新勁戰

還站內我跟我說信了yamaha神教買了25台勁戰是他一生中最正確的決定

"買了勁戰此生無憾"

他在信中溫柔而堅定地打出那八個字讓我心中對傳教的信念更加強烈

誓言要讓yamaha銷量3年內成長300%

隨著前biker版版主在眾教徒反對下將我水桶3年

yamaha在biker版失去我的傳教與身教後取而代之的是邪惡的兩陽勢力崛起

現在yamaha全線潰敗說到底就是我在水桶3年的時間讓兩陽有機可趁

改變了台灣善良的年輕人

現在看來真是不勝唏噓

本教主真是涕淚縱橫無顏見江東yamaha駐廠日本人

唉

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By Zanna
at 2021-07-12T10:12

XDD 同意

By Daph Bay
at 2021-07-13T04:00

這啥？

By Hedy
at 2021-07-17T14:54

教主我沒有日本血統我有罪不配買YAMAHA

By Quanna
at 2021-07-20T12:47

竟然有人不知道教主

By Anonymous
at 2021-07-23T10:35

笑死XD

By Kumar
at 2021-07-27T21:27

朝聖好久沒看到yamaholic

By Ina
at 2021-07-28T00:51

沒辦法~日本原廠不重視你也沒輒

By Poppy
at 2021-07-31T21:37

我開始相信你了

By Ethan
at 2021-08-02T06:53

教主要重出恢復我大亞哈哈榮光惹嗎

By Margaret
at 2021-08-06T05:30

教主我錯惹

By Belly
at 2021-08-08T14:32

兩陽近年來也有些改變，光陽常被嘲笑只會靠

By Necoo
at 2021-08-11T08:25

買菜車賺錢，好的產品只賣海外，三陽的進
步與積極態度是有目共睹，而台葉...，唉

By Mary
at 2021-08-15T14:09

https://i.imgur.com/prwl8Pw.jpg
2017被水桶後勁戰就每況愈下巧合嗎？我不這麼認為

By Necoo
at 2021-08-16T19:31

連光陽都察覺到市場變化而推出KRV，台葉

By Olivia
at 2021-08-18T21:04

居然是雅馬厚力克

By Zenobia
at 2021-08-19T20:07

還看不出未來能推出革命性產品

By Madame
at 2021-08-21T19:25

你被桶後y牌殞落，巧合嗎？我不認為

By Jake
at 2021-08-25T03:43

台葉靠信仰教主不先買10台嗎

By Agatha
at 2021-08-25T18:52

教主出桶了喔，時間過得還真快

By Jacky
at 2021-08-29T06:47

教主好

By Cara
at 2021-09-01T14:13

教主好

By Selena
at 2021-09-05T03:32

你不是那個時候嚴重憂鬱症一直上版來亂嗎？現在有比較OK
沒？

By Olivia
at 2021-09-10T02:36

這篇我可以

By Anonymous
at 2021-09-12T01:39

XDDD

By Jack
at 2021-09-15T18:59

蛤？

By Gilbert
at 2021-09-17T19:02

居然是教主= =

By Brianna
at 2021-09-20T02:14

教主最近八卦版烏煙瘴氣需要教主去平定八卦版請教主出山

By Jessica
at 2021-09-23T19:22

歹勢就上面一篇講了YAMAHA的不少壞話我來贖罪了

By Donna
at 2021-09-27T21:45

教主好久不見

By Jacob
at 2021-09-29T12:15

？

By Xanthe
at 2021-09-29T20:17

哪來的自稱教主的菜雞？

By Mia
at 2021-10-03T20:24

教主安安，我騎Force我驕傲

By Edith
at 2021-10-05T03:12

我都從勁戰換SMAX了XDDD

By Franklin
at 2021-10-08T17:12

3年了時間真快！不過買菜車利潤才高，後續修不完啊

By Hamiltion
at 2021-10-13T14:36

教主離開之後我就從勁戰換成fighter了

By Lily
at 2021-10-17T00:53

我看到山葉的希望了

By Margaret
at 2021-10-18T08:35

大大最近輪班還適應嗎

By Mary
at 2021-10-18T21:19

幹笑死…

By Bennie
at 2021-10-19T15:04

想我當年本來要買bugatti 後來也是改買jog 沒錯沒錯

By Olive
at 2021-10-22T11:58

國營輪班率真的太高之後考上再聽你分享

By Connor
at 2021-10-22T19:59

原來如此…

By Blanche
at 2021-10-23T09:18

幹時間過好快

By Noah
at 2021-10-24T10:40

笑死

By Carolina Franco
at 2021-10-25T07:35

教主安安

By Victoria
at 2021-10-29T20:40

教主復出，大山葉重返榮耀！

By Genevieve
at 2021-11-03T11:42

本篇正解

By Emma
at 2021-11-04T03:01

看到教主重出江湖，體內的牙媽路補都沸騰起來了！偉哉我
大雅馬哈一統天下指日可待

By Daph Bay
at 2021-11-08T11:00

我以為你當初是被永桶

By Daph Bay
at 2021-11-09T09:57

可惡，合理到我無法反駁

By Edwina
at 2021-11-10T07:11

傻眼，原來yamaholic被捅，想說怎麼都沒消沒息

By Heather
at 2021-11-14T16:46

之前的版主超爛檢舉也沒用又不管事亂桶一桶

By Kumar
at 2021-11-17T09:07

恭迎教主

By Charlotte
at 2021-11-18T11:05

笑死原來教主被桶了三年

By Charlotte
at 2021-11-20T23:57

biker版真的需要一點這種人~ 我覺得挺好的

By Edith
at 2021-11-24T05:02

搞不好真的有關聯

By Barb Cronin
at 2021-11-24T23:43

感謝教主勁戰三代再戰十年

By Robert
at 2021-11-28T00:41

期待教主繼續傳教

By Cara
at 2021-11-28T13:30

恭迎教主歸位

By Ophelia
at 2021-11-28T16:51

還好知道要念第三年我直接放棄才知道是塞翁失馬

By Zanna
at 2021-11-29T00:17

教主看不下去要重出江湖了嘛？

By Rosalind
at 2021-12-01T05:01

推惡意延畢學生的教授不得好死!

By Madame
at 2021-12-02T19:30

教主出桶了！

By Ida
at 2021-12-06T13:55

你竟然還在

By Tristan Cohan
at 2021-12-10T06:10

猛

By Agnes
at 2021-12-11T10:03

文筆真好

By Leila
at 2021-12-15T20:15

凱燕換成25台勁戰太好笑了

By Vanessa
at 2021-12-18T21:49

三年過好快

By Quintina
at 2021-12-22T22:31

www

By Mason
at 2021-12-26T03:22

好久不見

By Donna
at 2021-12-28T06:56

這殺小 XD

By Carolina Franco
at 2021-12-31T12:24

笑死！開車行都不一定會牽到25台勁戰

By Kelly
at 2022-01-02T13:40

我相信了XDD

By George
at 2022-01-04T14:10

朝聖教主教主好

By Hedy
at 2022-01-07T16:21

哇竟然有人不認識教主

By Aaliyah
at 2022-01-09T21:52

教主居然三年了，時間過好快

By James
at 2022-01-12T10:15

推文有新警察喔當沖雅馬齁力克的廢文真的很好笑

By Ida
at 2022-01-15T03:48

當初

By Lydia
at 2022-01-16T01:57

教主好久不見

By Ophelia
at 2022-01-17T14:56

看到教主的文就是要推

By Franklin
at 2022-01-20T14:58

By Ophelia
at 2022-01-24T21:34

欸幹真的是好久沒看到你

By Rachel
at 2022-01-25T15:35

知道你讓我感覺我好老

By Ethan
at 2022-01-26T15:26

教主安安

By Olive
at 2022-01-28T23:24

教主回來了！！

By Barb Cronin
at 2022-02-02T18:10

唉雅哈哈真的被版主害慘了哈哈哈

By Irma
at 2022-02-03T19:40

恭迎教主回歸

By Dora
at 2022-02-06T21:51

恭迎教主

By Genevieve
at 2022-02-10T01:17

教主安安信仰加值了

By Edwina
at 2022-02-10T13:16

推教主

By Skylar Davis
at 2022-02-14T02:41

教主歸位雅哈哈要重返榮耀了

By Elma
at 2022-02-17T17:22

一定要有日本血統才能騎山葉!!!

By Rachel
at 2022-02-21T07:58

恭迎教主歸來

By Kyle
at 2022-02-24T03:29

竟然有人不知道教主

By Andy
at 2022-02-27T18:55

!!!恭迎教主回歸!!!

By Mary
at 2022-03-02T20:17

完全同意，恭迎教主歸位

By Odelette
at 2022-03-03T05:45

山葉準備雄起

By Anthony
at 2022-03-07T11:46

朝聖

By Catherine
at 2022-03-11T00:18

教主回歸雄霸天下

By Iris
at 2022-03-13T09:05

再

By Hedy
at 2022-03-15T06:49

懷念的教主

By Sarah
at 2022-03-17T18:56

哇靠

By Una
at 2022-03-20T18:00

Welcome Back!!!

By Poppy
at 2022-03-25T09:49

ho'_'lic

By Queena
at 2022-03-28T11:01

教主要一統天下啦

By Dora
at 2022-03-31T05:06

By Kama
at 2022-04-02T20:46

By Charlotte
at 2022-04-06T19:33

教主回來了，幸好我買了希望之翼

By Connor
at 2022-04-11T17:15

笑死

By Ursula
at 2022-04-14T12:50

好了啦~ 新警察，一直噓呢~~

By Ursula
at 2022-04-16T12:05

https://i.imgur.com/SRNH5xG.jpg

By Rae
at 2022-04-17T20:22

真的好久沒看的亞媽厚力克…恭迎教主

By Una
at 2022-04-18T17:02

時間過的好快

By Hardy
at 2022-04-19T23:21

教主來了

By Queena
at 2022-04-20T17:29

笑死

By Wallis
at 2022-04-24T08:41

教主貴安

By John
at 2022-04-26T03:50

好久不見了欸XDDD

By Agatha
at 2022-04-30T00:39

我大亞馬哈教主重出江湖！

By Jessica
at 2022-04-30T19:23

超懷念教主哈哈哈

By Eartha
at 2022-05-05T14:54

推

By Mia
at 2022-05-07T14:21

教主安安

By Caroline
at 2022-05-10T18:48

哇靠教主出桶回歸惹！！！

By Adele
at 2022-05-14T15:49

朝聖教主，好久不見

By John
at 2022-05-19T07:30

朝聖噓

By Queena
at 2022-05-23T12:03

教主回答一下為什麼台葉一直換殼換貼紙呀？

By Callum
at 2022-05-27T23:38

消失這麼久原來是被桶

YAMAHA高階速可達怎麼輸兩陽了？ - 勁戰

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