被罵妨礙交通,只因為是紅牌 - 重機
By Robert
at 2020-10-05T16:49
at 2020-10-05T16:49
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昨天早上禮拜日8:00,
悠閒的早晨假日,
準備出遊騎車,
在平常就沒什麼人的竹村七路,路旁,
我停在路邊弄手機充電座。
突然間,一台速克達警車來了。
警察:你在做什麼?
我:我在用手機啊。
警察:那你趕快用一用,沒什麼事的話不要停在路邊。
我:喔,好。
警察:不要停在路邊妨礙交通。
我:(突然一陣莫名其妙)好。
事情經過就是這麼簡單...
幹你媽的,當下心情很好,準備出遊,
以為警察看到紅牌,想前來閒聊,
沒想到目的竟然是最後一句話:不要妨礙交通
真後悔當時沒跟他對幹起來...
我竟然奴性深厚,回答「好」
我真想回「幹你媽的,你哪隻眼看到我妨礙交通?」
假日的竹村七路根本就沒車,早上8點園區根本沒什麼人上班,在沒半台車的路上,你說
我妨礙交通?
路旁是白線,我也沒亂停,只是在路邊調整手機而已,你他媽說我妨礙交通?
我幹他媽本來就很討厭廢物警察了,
現在更討厭了,警察就是廢物,
只敢欺負無辜老百姓,大條的不去抓
如果我當下是白牌,他看都不看我一眼...
抱歉,純粹討拍,不小心當成個板了
請噓小力一點...
--
悠閒的早晨假日,
準備出遊騎車,
在平常就沒什麼人的竹村七路,路旁,
我停在路邊弄手機充電座。
突然間,一台速克達警車來了。
警察:你在做什麼?
我:我在用手機啊。
警察:那你趕快用一用,沒什麼事的話不要停在路邊。
我:喔,好。
警察:不要停在路邊妨礙交通。
我:(突然一陣莫名其妙)好。
事情經過就是這麼簡單...
幹你媽的,當下心情很好,準備出遊,
以為警察看到紅牌,想前來閒聊,
沒想到目的竟然是最後一句話:不要妨礙交通
真後悔當時沒跟他對幹起來...
我竟然奴性深厚,回答「好」
我真想回「幹你媽的,你哪隻眼看到我妨礙交通?」
假日的竹村七路根本就沒車,早上8點園區根本沒什麼人上班,在沒半台車的路上,你說
我妨礙交通?
路旁是白線,我也沒亂停,只是在路邊調整手機而已,你他媽說我妨礙交通?
我幹他媽本來就很討厭廢物警察了,
現在更討厭了,警察就是廢物,
只敢欺負無辜老百姓,大條的不去抓
如果我當下是白牌,他看都不看我一眼...
抱歉,純粹討拍,不小心當成個板了
請噓小力一點...
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