為什麼光陽機車不參加motogp賽事 - 機車

Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2020-11-09T14:58

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光乙己一到賽場,所有參賽的人便都看著她笑,
有的叫道,「光乙己,你家的車油又燒光了!」
他不回答,對櫃裡說,「來兩罐油,要不會吃的。」便推出幾台GP。
他們又故意的高聲嚷道,「你們家車一定又縮缸了!」
光乙己睜大眼睛說,「你怎麼這樣憑空污人清白......」
「甚麼清白,我前天親眼見你們車手跑去本田還拿了獎」
光乙己便脹紅了臉,額上的青筋條條綻出,爭辯道,
「培養車手不能算輸......不能算輸!機油吃光的事,能算品質差麼?」
接連著便是難懂的話,甚麼「彎道情人」,甚麼「國內銷量第一」之類,
引的眾人都鬨笑起來:賽場上充滿了快活的氣息

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本文並非指台灣光陽機車股份有限公司,如有雷同……純屬雷同

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