年關近了...... - 機車

By Hedwig
at 2013-11-14T03:27

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剛剛載女朋友去吃宵夜的路上

再家門前的第一個紅綠燈

想說沒車就闖了過去(要砲請砲，的確是我的的錯)

突然對象一台摩托車越雙黃線橫向插在路中央擋住了我的去路

當時車速約三四十，但我和女友著實被嚇了一跳

對方停下來開了車上的警示燈我才意識到他是警察先生

我也乖乖的配合，好聲好氣拿出行照駕照也回答他的問題

女友本來想跟警察先生盧一下也被我制止了

畢竟自己違規是不爭的事實

警察先生也很盡責地開了直行車闖紅燈的罰單

看來要過一個月沒有消夜的健康生活了......

也提醒各位板友

年底衝業績的時間到了

上路就要多注意點

謝謝

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Tags: 機車

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By Leila
at 2013-11-18T09:39

這樣叫衝業績? 箭頭

By Damian
at 2013-11-20T12:56

這像八卦板討論看電影時有人一直玩手機、聊天一樣..

By Sarah
at 2013-11-20T17:33

這不管什麼時節都應該把你攔下來開單！

By Hedda
at 2013-11-22T13:10

提醒大家要小心注意，小弟五年駕齡領到的第二張罰單

By Emma
at 2013-11-23T09:22

要砲歡迎，自己犯錯違規本來就是不對的

By Olive
at 2013-11-25T23:44

不懂發文的用意？發給人家砲？？

By Skylar Davis
at 2013-11-28T07:27

另一說法是反諷警察平常不衝業積不過..似乎也不太像

By Genevieve
at 2013-11-30T13:34

闖紅燈...........................................

By Mia
at 2013-12-02T17:11

闖紅燈跟警察衝業績沒關係

By Elma
at 2013-12-03T01:39

這本來就該開單關年關近了什麼事

By Ida
at 2013-12-07T11:55

第一次聽過這種討噓的要求

By Regina
at 2013-12-09T16:54

剛好而已！欠噓！

By Catherine
at 2013-12-11T16:03

邏輯完全不通建議你刪文

By Doris
at 2013-12-14T15:06

怪我瞜?

By Kumar
at 2013-12-16T07:22

你被抓跟年關近不近沒什麼關係

By Yuri
at 2013-12-18T02:54

宵夜不止有食物才叫宵夜好嗎不到餐桌吃可以到… A_A

By Steve
at 2013-12-21T03:11

年關將近是路上設臨檢點的時間變多變長，每部車都欄下
來檢查吧

By Elma
at 2013-12-22T02:29

補血!!施主請保重~~~

By Ethan
at 2013-12-23T13:59

這種文可以不用po了上來只是討噓

By Suhail Hany
at 2013-12-28T08:08

還是要噓你闖紅燈

By Dinah
at 2013-12-30T22:39

講的被開活該，但還不是怪人加衝業績lol

By Dorothy
at 2013-12-31T11:02

恭喜你不用吃消夜了

By Heather
at 2014-01-04T00:34

慶幸只是被開單而不是吃三寶飯

By Hedy
at 2014-01-04T23:14

沒車就闖過去? 就是有你這種人

By Harry
at 2014-01-09T19:35

算你識相

By Sarah
at 2014-01-10T21:09

事實是我常看到被經過警車抓正著叫到旁邊開單的

By Kyle
at 2014-01-15T05:14

依照版規這文章要881了...

By Mason
at 2014-01-16T16:05

矛盾的說法卻得出此結論，有何意義？

By Charlie
at 2014-01-21T01:49

自己都說自己不對了就沒有警察衝業績的問題了

By Edward Lewis
at 2014-01-21T22:57

根本廢文..識相點刪文吧

By Poppy
at 2014-01-26T17:10

你活該死好...若出事你女友被撞死你還要賠她家人

By Isabella
at 2014-01-30T06:22

根本活該廢文刪一刪了

By Isla
at 2014-01-31T11:34

活該

By Charlie
at 2014-02-02T21:32

自己騎車開車超過10年了…從來沒被開過…除了借人被開單

By Barb Cronin
at 2014-02-06T22:39

井茶開得好....

By Ina
at 2014-02-08T23:33

(σﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾟ∀ﾟ)σ

By William
at 2014-02-13T02:16

你該慶幸是見紅單而不是見

By Brianna
at 2014-02-14T14:16

閻王

By Isabella
at 2014-02-17T07:22

2沒壞

By Mia
at 2014-02-19T22:38

如果有什麼施主就不會在這裡PO文。

By Edward Lewis
at 2014-02-22T17:41

活該死好

By Jack
at 2014-02-26T00:04

我恨闖紅燈

By Hazel
at 2014-02-27T03:48

跟三寶沒兩樣

By Caroline
at 2014-03-01T10:44

罰錢事小, 車禍事大, 何況還載女友咧..欠噓!
要改啦!!

By Oliver
at 2014-03-03T03:56

年關到了真的會多開嗎？

By Daniel
at 2014-03-07T15:11

小心釣魚

By Una
at 2014-03-11T02:47

朝聖

By Bennie
at 2014-03-13T22:11

多開少開根本不重要好嗎你不違規警察是要怎麼開

By Jake
at 2014-03-18T11:31

其實還蠻爽的

By Irma
at 2014-03-18T16:17

溫馨

By Rachel
at 2014-03-20T19:30

也是釣魚也是滿合理的...

By Michael
at 2014-03-24T07:27

路過

By Caroline
at 2014-03-26T01:05

來賺罰單的$?

By Ethan
at 2014-03-29T10:35

http://ppt.cc/x6K2 拿開單量最大的來說 5張/分鐘

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2014-03-30T14:21

哈哈哈

By Regina
at 2014-04-04T11:32

這還是達到預算時需要的量實際只到8成

By Hedy
at 2014-04-04T16:44

一分鐘裡台北市有多少人違規你身旁可能就超過5人
我反而覺得開太少了 (可能我腦袋有問題)

By Sarah
at 2014-04-05T10:51

跟年底衝業績根本就沒關係違規闖紅燈被抓剛剛好

By Zora
at 2014-04-07T22:03

年底衝業績的時間到了上路就要多注意點 =>多注意安全就夠了

By Olive
at 2014-04-10T00:14

什麼時間警察有沒有變多根本就沒差不違規的人哪有在怕?

By Edward Lewis
at 2014-04-12T15:52

年關將近紅的喜氣

By Puput
at 2014-04-13T04:10

紅

By Xanthe
at 2014-04-16T07:49

By Todd Johnson
at 2014-04-16T13:31

過年見紅，沾沾喜氣

By Blanche
at 2014-04-21T02:37

跟業績沒有關係，闖紅燈本是重大交通違規

By James
at 2014-04-21T10:19

很多死亡車禍都是這樣發生的，你應該感謝警察

By Ingrid
at 2014-04-22T18:59

你仍不認錯,再噓

By Donna
at 2014-04-25T15:13

儘量抓見一次抓一次 GOOD JOB 跟業績什麼關係

By Leila
at 2014-04-29T13:16

<(≠‵皿′)=o|▅▆▇◤<(≠‵皿′)=o|▅▆▇◤再會瘤

By Jessica
at 2014-05-03T08:35

標題跟最後一段改掉就好多了...承認錯誤就好啦

By Emily
at 2014-05-07T08:08

其實也沒特別衝業績啦最近還沒到那時候

By Megan
at 2014-05-12T07:58

關聯性?

By Ethan
at 2014-05-15T16:34

無關連標題...

By Gary
at 2014-05-18T19:42

希望這次有幾替的作用,不然吃個消夜被車輾過對方也很衰

By Robert
at 2014-05-22T13:25

意指有人抓才要注意交通？

By Lily
at 2014-05-24T06:04

衝業績?!闖紅燈本就不該，被抓剛好而已
你該慶幸的是沒有人因為你的闖紅燈而出人命

By Aaliyah
at 2014-05-28T05:28

你怎麼沒被撞死阿

By Andrew
at 2014-05-30T19:51

就是你這交通亂源

By Suhail Hany
at 2014-05-31T18:15

剛好而已

By Enid
at 2014-06-01T08:44

一定是你錯字太多了大家才噓你

By Eden
at 2014-06-02T11:01

衝的好唷

By Elvira
at 2014-06-05T12:12

沾喜氣

By Belly
at 2014-06-09T09:57

見紅報喜謝謝原PO

By Isla
at 2014-06-10T14:04

關業績什麼事，你闖紅燈，不管對你或別人都很危險

By Belly
at 2014-06-14T10:44

紅包的紅色很應景

By Rachel
at 2014-06-16T23:43

要不要臉阿，警察開你應該，不開你悲哀

By Margaret
at 2014-06-18T22:04

不怕變孝子阿...?

By Elizabeth
at 2014-06-19T13:45

持股連綠三天，來這沾一下希望能轉運.

By Rae
at 2014-06-20T16:32

溫馨

By Anonymous
at 2014-06-22T09:40

視交通規則於無物的人請大家多加注意(遵守)交通規則蛤?

By Noah
at 2014-06-24T15:48

來人阿誰把這三寶收了

By Olivia
at 2014-06-24T19:49

注意交通規則也要你提醒？

By Sierra Rose
at 2014-06-25T08:38

跟年關近有個鬼關係

By Tom
at 2014-06-30T05:00

沒先撞你再開單就不錯了你知道撞死你不用賠嗎

By Odelette
at 2014-07-05T01:13

請愛惜自己和其他用路人的生命...

By Caitlin
at 2014-07-06T16:01

時速30對向有一台警車你還看不見騎車要看路喔(提醒)

By Michael
at 2014-07-06T23:36

只能說攔下你是救你一命，沒攔到只算你好運^^

By Daniel
at 2014-07-07T07:52

闖紅燈欠噓

By Oscar
at 2014-07-08T14:06

可惜

By Catherine
at 2014-07-11T04:53

若我是版主就版龜五把你給桶了

By Audriana
at 2014-07-13T16:05

母的留給小魯蛇我^.<~

By Mason
at 2014-07-18T01:49

沒死給噓

By Ethan
at 2014-07-19T19:39

紅的喜氣

By Oliver
at 2014-07-24T18:39

不是釣魚推回來!!!
他也不是不認錯啦他是知道錯了上來給大家噓!!!!!

By Adele
at 2014-07-25T06:21

來推個態度誠懇(?

By Irma
at 2014-07-26T09:29

闖紅燈是玩別人命的行為清醒還故意比酒駕更可惡

By Christine
at 2014-07-29T15:30

噓噓噓～

By Hedy
at 2014-07-29T22:52

三寶不意外，再繼續用僥倖的心態闖紅燈吧~

By Hardy
at 2014-08-02T19:07

你在警察面前犯規被開單是剛好啊....不是衝業績好嗎

By Rosalind
at 2014-08-06T07:24

自己違規闖紅燈，卻怪罪警察拼業績？

By Jack
at 2014-08-07T14:22

你可以發自己FB

By Eden
at 2014-08-11T18:01

在闖沒關係夜路走多會遇到鬼

By Olivia
at 2014-08-16T07:13

警察先生救了你們

By Caroline
at 2014-08-17T16:33

耶

By Connor
at 2014-08-19T11:36

偏不噓XD

By Frederica
at 2014-08-21T09:04

推原po給噓 (?)

By Irma
at 2014-08-24T19:59

砲一下

By Audriana
at 2014-08-26T17:35

年關近了，三寶還是學不乖

By Zora
at 2014-08-27T13:58

紅燈右轉還情有可原直行闖紅燈是最不應該的

By Cara
at 2014-08-31T16:08

紅的明顯

By Liam
at 2014-09-04T20:00

紅燈太久違規右轉就算了直行有夠危險...

By Wallis
at 2014-09-09T10:07

沒出事算幸運了出事就好笑了

By Zanna
at 2014-09-09T21:23

女友是你催油門的那手嗎？

By Thomas
at 2014-09-10T03:59

有沒有殺人犯勸別人愛惜生命的八卦?

年關近了...... - 機車

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