在大雪山被菁英組抽爆該怎樣討回公道? - 單車

By Hazel
at 2016-08-31T12:48

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因為我最近都跑大雪山瘋狂練車
每個禮拜我都在橫嶺山隧道打卡

結果我用時速12公里再爬坡結果居然被菁英組把我刷卡

我就很不爽
馬上就站起來抽車結果還是被他們逃掉了

請問一下要怎麼樣才能把菁英組抽爆?

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By Quintina
at 2016-09-01T14:09

98、95、92 自己隨便挑一種

By Joe
at 2016-09-05T19:09

放屁阻止他們超車鼻子好會被你引響嚴重還會喪失
鬥志

By Vanessa
at 2016-09-07T19:56

你不是自稱準菁英組嗎? 換組鍵盤你覺得如何

By Harry
at 2016-09-11T10:29

空氣越好越能感受異樣記得用力

By Elma
at 2016-09-16T08:20

騎機車狂抽油門抽爆他們

By George
at 2016-09-20T22:00

時速12公里，市民組大叔都能刷你卡了....

By Bethany
at 2016-09-23T23:46

你一定沒唱歌！

By Lauren
at 2016-09-28T16:11

唱公主就好啦

By David
at 2016-10-02T01:47

推換鍵盤！

By Lucy
at 2016-10-04T00:56

撒雞爪釘

By Kumar
at 2016-10-07T09:17

回家牽一台KAWASAKI z1000 你回到台北它還在山上

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-10-12T08:41

假的! 體力業障重阿! 趕緊回家拿出練習台, 努力踩阿

By Joe
at 2016-10-13T15:40

踩阿~~ 兩年後就能跟他們一決雌雄了!

By Adele
at 2016-10-15T22:30

帶甩棍打斷他的腿

By Harry
at 2016-10-19T08:15

洗洗睡啊

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-10-23T02:49

你用鍵盤抽爆他們就好惹啊

By Poppy
at 2016-10-24T05:41

推薦你TT電競鍵盤讓你海放菁英組

By Jacky
at 2016-10-24T17:43

這我一定吉

By Susan
at 2016-10-29T00:50

這還要人教，換重機啊

By Kelly
at 2016-10-30T10:24

菁英組在車上練久了，很壓抑的啊

By Kumar
at 2016-11-02T16:37

把褲子拖掉，看你露出XX，怕被肛的一定立馬上減速

By Zora
at 2016-11-05T07:26

所以揪團休閒騎是假的，互相尬車才是真的

By Puput
at 2016-11-09T04:33

引擎拉到萬轉爆肛追啊

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-11-13T01:02

練習時拔掉座墊，比賽時換你狂電...選我正解

By Edwina
at 2016-11-17T02:29

6/10號發文說半年後要變精英組才過多久而已啊？

By Steve
at 2016-11-17T09:58

唱愛的公主

By Blanche
at 2016-11-20T10:01

騎吃油轉把

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-11-20T15:06

加入莖陰阻把他的肛抽爆

By Joe
at 2016-11-25T02:42

射在他車架上

By Rebecca
at 2016-11-29T15:32

12k 比我去塔塔加散步騎還慢你有事嗎

By Freda
at 2016-11-30T05:21

準備一條繩爪，甩到菁英組的車架勾好，讓他拖你

By Callum
at 2016-12-04T15:55

換電動的

By Gilbert
at 2016-12-05T05:18

精英組我們夢中相見~

By Erin
at 2016-12-08T22:48

又是你當然先攻下盤啊

By Caitlin
at 2016-12-09T18:57

下輩子吧

By Yuri
at 2016-12-14T09:15

上坡時速30公里的時候啊，多練練啊

By Brianna
at 2016-12-18T02:45

你怎麼會有「刷你卡的一定是菁英組」的錯覺出現？

By Brianna
at 2016-12-21T20:59

騎轉把討回來阿

By Sarah
at 2016-12-23T19:07

你可以下坡討回來，不過過七天不要來找我

By Jacob
at 2016-12-26T23:07

「在」

By Elizabeth
at 2016-12-29T00:07

用你胯下的寶貝球收服他們

By Olivia
at 2016-12-30T10:57

唱公主公主歌，迴轉速加倍

By Rachel
at 2017-01-03T21:37

.....

By Eartha
at 2017-01-04T04:15

不是要變精英組了…怎麼還被拉爆？

By Mia
at 2017-01-06T18:05

哈…又是你。

By Isabella
at 2017-01-07T15:04

花個40萬買車買到頂啦！

By Quintina
at 2017-01-08T10:39

這篇還進不了廢文界的菁英組,再練練

By Kumar
at 2017-01-10T13:46

的確是崩潰精英組

By Isla
at 2017-01-10T23:55

菁英中心只收菁英不收我....

By Mia
at 2017-01-13T20:19

精英組好像是用標準盤在爬這類山路的..

By Robert
at 2017-01-15T07:55

原po被抽暴的話可以改標準盤試看看...

By Doris
at 2017-01-17T01:28

拉板凳...好期待半年後

By Rebecca
at 2017-01-18T08:51

半年嘞?重新投胎比較快啦～

By Thomas
at 2017-01-21T02:57

提供您兩種簡單的方法 1.裝馬達 2.換gogoro

By Kristin
at 2017-01-22T00:33

該m？

By Eden
at 2017-01-22T19:07

用嘴巴騎車沒人贏得了你阿

By Gilbert
at 2017-01-24T07:33

換摩托車追阿

By Valerie
at 2017-01-28T21:03

我覺得用人生重來槍比較快

By Lily
at 2017-01-29T18:24

我覺得讓他跟i某鬥嘴最好惹

By Lily
at 2017-01-31T09:19

抱歉我那天騎太快

By Rachel
at 2017-02-03T03:38

從車版跑來這發廢文

By Una
at 2017-02-03T23:03

看標題以為來到八卦版

By Genevieve
at 2017-02-07T01:38

有笑有推

By Donna
at 2017-02-07T06:57

先退兩擋抽車跟上直接攔車肛他

By Blanche
at 2017-02-11T09:45

要討公道建議先去派出所報案

在大雪山被菁英組抽爆該怎樣討回公道? - 單車

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