八卦版對重機的理解和素質? - 重機
By Daph Bay
at 2018-02-03T16:27
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Table of Contents
他們說
要考試讀書才有前途
要一個證照又一個證照考取
等到你畢了業
他們說 你還不行 你只值22K
當你辛苦存錢一步一步往上爬
他們又告訴你
重機很可怕
他們告訴你
重機是有錢人的玩具
他們告訴你
重機排氣要經過我的檢驗才能進口
等到勉強已經立法三讀通過了
他們你訴你
地方政府不同意 民情跟外國不同
有一天
一直到你跨上去,按下電門
發動引擎的那一刻
拉轉的那一刻
順著身體傾斜漂亮的過灣
回油聽著引擎吼哮的那一刻
你才知道
他騙你 他們也騙你 那些獨佔市場的廠商 也騙你
原來這才是騎車
原來這才是自在滿足
原來這才是犒賞自己階段性的努力
原來自己的天空沒有極限
原來別人早已造出許多強大的美麗的機械
在世界的舞台競技
原來這一切的規矩 都是他們的恐懼
怕你飛得比他們高比他們遠
怕你嚐到自由獨立的味道
怕那些低劣不思進取的萬年產品滯銷
怕民眾發現世界最高的價格購買排氣量最小的代步工具
怕人民拆穿他們奴役百姓的騙局
以上
※ 引述《lyaow (123)》之銘言:
: [新聞] 重機開放上國道ok嗎?快速道肇事率高是
: http://www.ptt.cc/bbs/gossiping/M.1517492961.A.794.html
: 看完底下留言真的傻眼
: 真心懷疑那些留言的 是不是都只騎破舊的125戴瓜皮? 或是開國慘頭又大的鋁罐車?
: 另外那個新聞的數據表去哪裡了...?
: 鬼島的鄉民真的很棒
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: ※ 編輯: lyaow (118.233.93.122), 02/01/2018 22:37:38
: 推 wilf11548 : 那素質就算了吧呵呵,有些人已經厭惡重機到覺得騎重 02/01 22:45
: → wilf11548 : 機跟酒駕同罪了,根本是非不分了 02/01 22:45
: → CraziPhone : 知道台灣為什麼不進步嗎? 看看八卦就知道了 02/01 23:03
: → gundamrx63 : 八卦板只會有無止盡的酸酸酸,期望在上面看到重機相 02/01 23:09
: → gundamrx63 : 關的邏輯言論完全是緣木求魚 02/01 23:09
: 推 kenlin0105 : 說八卦都魯蛇的也太偏激了吧 02/03 14:36
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