yamaha r3 負擔 - 重機
By Elma
at 2016-02-11T20:55
at 2016-02-11T20:55
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既然你都說要勸退你
那樣先告訴你
假如你心目中的重車是超快的加速 一檔可以破百之類的
那樣R3不是你心目中的重車
假如你心目中的重車要可以快速刷你朋友卡 且伴隨著低沉的引擎聲
那樣R3不是你心目中的重車
假如你一開始喜歡重車的原因都不是因為R3
那樣你會發覺R3跟你心目中的重車差很多
如果你以為R3買了 妹就會上來 把妹就會一路順遂
那樣你更是大錯特錯
妹仔想要的是漂漂亮亮的出門
剛剛花1小時弄好的頭髮、 畫好的粧不會亂、不會花
而不是坐在難坐得要死的後座,而且還沒地方放她心愛的包包
假如你去聯誼
妹仔跟你不熟 加上你又不是三重劉德華或是億載金城武
誰要給你載 還沒地方抓一定要抱你
我先把條件設定在你很愛車 不管打工多麼苦都可以把車養下去
光是我上面講的 基本上你要騎出去炫耀的點就少一半了
不如把這個決心拿去買一台五代喜美或是饅頭
把外觀弄乾淨一點
大學四年把妹很好用
聯誼大家搶著要給你載 男同學還會要求你不要去 不然妹都被你載光了
同學出遊可以先跟心儀的女生私下說 要不要讓你載
不然到目的地有夠累 妝也花了 加上騎車雙載危險 搭車安全多了
保證成功一半
你可以先不用反駁我或是做決定
但是夜深人靜你打開D槽時
你可以光著下半身想想
你想要當孤獨賽車手
還是風趣的萬人迷
以上 謝謝收看
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